They dont here either I don't think

It's fucking Oregon

Only place you MIGHT have to parallel park is Portland

We can't even be trusted to pump our own gas

I barely like parking next to other cars so I'm like fuck parralele parking

*Well only partially true now thanks to last year's new legislation*

sometimes it be like that

Low density areas can pump their own at certain hours now and thank fuck for that

y'all can't pump ur own gas???

LOL

wait, you fuckers can't fuel up your own shit?

what the hell?

LOL

wait how do you mean

We can in low density places now

We couldnt at all till last year though

Someone else does it for you

like someone puts the pump in for you?

You sit your ass in the car

And they come out and pump it

thats a big yikes frendo

they better suck dick too

And take your payment or w.e

LOL

that's lazy, yet useful

otherwise it's not gonna be fun

I mean I don't complain tbh

but on the plus side I guess it creates jobs somehow?

I get to sit on my ass

wish i could sit on my ass and get petrol

And it creates jobs

so fuck it

imagine being that sod that freezes his ass off pumping gass ALL DAY

LOL

We like to tip when it's really hot or cold out

nah fuck that

No precedent for tipping gas station workers but like

and breathes the fumes all day @_@

yeah all them fumes

well, we don't tip for jack shit, so that's probably why they don't do it here

*We're liberal when it comes to tipping wherever we go*