Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 08:06:58 UTC  

otherwise it's not gonna be fun

2019-10-31 08:06:59 UTC  

I mean I don't complain tbh

2019-10-31 08:07:04 UTC  

but on the plus side I guess it creates jobs somehow?

2019-10-31 08:07:04 UTC  

I get to sit on my ass

2019-10-31 08:07:06 UTC  

wish i could sit on my ass and get petrol

2019-10-31 08:07:07 UTC  

And it creates jobs

2019-10-31 08:07:08 UTC  

so fuck it

2019-10-31 08:07:17 UTC  

imagine being that sod that freezes his ass off pumping gass ALL DAY

2019-10-31 08:07:23 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:07:32 UTC  

We like to tip when it's really hot or cold out

2019-10-31 08:07:39 UTC  

nah fuck that

2019-10-31 08:07:42 UTC  

No precedent for tipping gas station workers but like

2019-10-31 08:07:44 UTC  

and breathes the fumes all day @_@

2019-10-31 08:07:50 UTC  

yeah all them fumes

2019-10-31 08:07:50 UTC  

well, we don't tip for jack shit, so that's probably why they don't do it here

2019-10-31 08:07:52 UTC  

*We're liberal when it comes to tipping wherever we go*

2019-10-31 08:07:59 UTC  

probaly high as a kite

2019-10-31 08:08:19 UTC  

Dude

2019-10-31 08:08:28 UTC  

Waiters/waitresses and baristas have it so good here

2019-10-31 08:08:43 UTC  

Minimum wage is protected here so they have to pay full amount even with tips

2019-10-31 08:08:50 UTC  

tipping isn't a thing here. the one time I've been state side I'm pretty sure i overtipped everywhere to compensate for my dumb ass not being good at the math

2019-10-31 08:08:53 UTC  

fuck that shit

2019-10-31 08:08:54 UTC  

So any job with tips you are making quite a bit more than you would anywhere else

2019-10-31 08:09:17 UTC  

Other states I know let employers pay workers less based on tips but

2019-10-31 08:09:19 UTC  

Don't have that here

2019-10-31 08:10:14 UTC  

I barely like paying for a meal I only tip like a $10

2019-10-31 08:10:19 UTC  

our minimum wage makes Americans cry but cost of living, hell cost of everything is the big Y I K E S

2019-10-31 08:10:20 UTC  

i don't think i've ever tipped, but yeah, tipping isn't a deal

2019-10-31 08:10:29 UTC  

they gotta be sucking my dick for anymore

2019-10-31 08:10:43 UTC  

unless it's like, 5 cents

2019-10-31 08:10:45 UTC  

they can keep that shit

2019-10-31 08:10:51 UTC  

If cost of living wasn't so fucking outrageous, I wouldnt have problems with our minimum wage tbh

2019-10-31 08:10:52 UTC  

i don't need more change

2019-10-31 08:11:06 UTC  

It would probably be better to fix cost of living rather than inflate wages more tbh

2019-10-31 08:11:12 UTC  

But I dont know much about economics ngl

2019-10-31 08:11:18 UTC  

all the californians coming to texas spouting about how minimum wage should be higher god damnit we are fucked

2019-10-31 08:11:27 UTC  

if our cost of living was actually proportionate to wages, we'd be right

2019-10-31 08:11:36 UTC  

just try not to buy smokes here

2019-10-31 08:11:40 UTC  

shit goes up every 6 months

2019-10-31 08:11:43 UTC  

but no. Australian Government gotta tax the shite out of everything.

2019-10-31 08:11:52 UTC  

Oh damn