Not good but complaining accomplishes nothing

youy asked how everyone was

*you

*laughs in future time*

oof

^ Yaniv in a nutshell

shitty drivers are universal. especially in kangaroo land

I live in a country founded by convicts. Pretty sure people like, steal their licences out here

me either.

except i can't drive... but i own a car

I feel that feel

thats a big yikes frendo

but on the plus side I guess it creates jobs somehow?

and breathes the fumes all day @_@

tipping isn't a thing here. the one time I've been state side I'm pretty sure i overtipped everywhere to compensate for my dumb ass not being good at the math

our minimum wage makes Americans cry but cost of living, hell cost of everything is the big Y I K E S

if our cost of living was actually proportionate to wages, we'd be right

but no. Australian Government gotta tax the shite out of everything.

pack of cigs is easily $40 here

yup

I don't smoke but I have relatives who do

I don't mind people who vape so long as they aren't holier than thou douche canoes about it

I had a friend who quit and started vaping. I had to stop talking to them. Especially when they started working in a vape shop

and ayyy I'm in QLD too

I mean vaping doesnt have all the crap cigs have but you're still putting shit in your lungs that probably shouldn't be there

also said friend did keto for a while. didnt shut up about that either

I know right?

Unless you're growing your own...

"you mean to tell me the chemicals that make my vape taste like blueberry pancakes don't belong in my lungs? no wai! it's food grade"

me: but do you put food in your lungs?

I won't argue that. Personally can't smoke or consume edibles without dying but will take your word

technically, everything is bad

I call them "ugh"

My relatives: why don't we have money
also my relatives: smoke like chimneys

I don't care if people smoke, so long as they don't do it in the car when I'm with them

much ash has got in my eyes

oh and don't smoke inside my house

my only 2 rules

I dated a chain smoker and I regretted the decision almost instantly... it clung to his beard *shudder*

the thing that smokers don't realize is just how badly that smell can cling to things.

and how it clings to things that dont even make sense

like I bought a used computer monitor from someone who clearly smoked

the monitor STILL smells

I have shit lungs so thats why I live alone lol

@Crowbar Ξx Machina I'm in between Brissy and the GC

im safe from smog out here. bushfires not so much

oof

and serious question. when is cali NOT on fire

we aren't on fire when parents supervise their kids and dont let em play with matches

because top kek: kids started the last wave of fires out here

Canungra as kids

*was

people ask if I ever want to move back up to Townsville.

and then I'm like: a teacher got stabbed by a kid at the freaking primary school I went to

yup

I was born in Victoria, lived in PNG and then moved to QLD when I was... 8?

I hate where I currently live. I CBF listing the reasons why

*cough* semi rural *cough*

Boring as shit, no public transport and crime is rampant because our nearest police station is the next town over

but hey: at least i have really good internet out here

and like, my neighbors here haven't threatened to stab me so thats a plus I guess

I'm having to go to Mt Gravatt tomorrow to stay with my partner for a few days... which doesn't seem bad because theres uber eats and shit to do

but it's a 1 hour drive on the shittiest motorway

he's going "down the road" In Aussie terms

yes please convert that to sensible measurements

the right measurement 😛

BIG OOF

LMFAO

it's bad out here too

"wanna be my kids step dad for the next few months?"

"I swear I'm off the meth"

I feel as though I'm doing well for myself in the fact I'm just fat and a bit "alternative" looking

because I'm not a bogan, clean and dont have kids

the only white substance I'm covered in is cat hair

nani the fuck

there's alot to unpack there but can we just burn the suitcase?

like I'm saying that as someone with a dumpster fire of a backstory. BURN THE SUITCASE

brb converting that from cheeseburger to teabag

15c

you were close

ugh

some parents just knocked on my door for halloween.

general rule here is if the lights are off: no candy

my lights are off because I'm not well enough to deal with people atm

I also made a point to list my house as NOT participating

Ima get the hose

same... hell, i'm doing that as an adult too

LOL

"you're a cheap ass see you next tuesday"

I'm recovering from surgery and broke. suck my nuts

the current state of anime: I can't believe it's not hentai

thats not even punk

that's just straight up degeneracy

"mom found the piss drawer" tier

ahahahahaha

I left dog poop in my own mailbox once. Neighbors kept stealing my mail

I'm 30 next month. I did the mailbox thing 18 months ago

I don't even know why my mail was worth stealing. It wasn't my packages they were taking. it was letters from the hospital and my phone bill

yikes

frendos

ahahahah

that's just.. sad