I can drive but haven't done the test yet

I got mine cause I'm brown

me either.

obviously

i have a license, but the plus side is i can actually fuckin' drive

except i can't drive... but i own a car

i don't decide the opposite oncoming lane is a great place to drive

oop

I have a permit and drive my sister's car but havent done the license yet because... idk

sometimes I close my eyes when driving hoping I score some points

*CRIPPLING A-* we all know how this fucking ends

I feel that feel

I'm kinda glad my drivers test wasn't that hard some places really care about parrallel parking mine didn't.

They dont here either I don't think

It's fucking Oregon

Only place you MIGHT have to parallel park is Portland

We can't even be trusted to pump our own gas

I barely like parking next to other cars so I'm like fuck parralele parking

*Well only partially true now thanks to last year's new legislation*

sometimes it be like that

Low density areas can pump their own at certain hours now and thank fuck for that

y'all can't pump ur own gas???

LOL

wait, you fuckers can't fuel up your own shit?

what the hell?

LOL

wait how do you mean

We can in low density places now

We couldnt at all till last year though

Someone else does it for you

like someone puts the pump in for you?

You sit your ass in the car

And they come out and pump it

thats a big yikes frendo

they better suck dick too

And take your payment or w.e

LOL

that's lazy, yet useful

otherwise it's not gonna be fun

I mean I don't complain tbh

but on the plus side I guess it creates jobs somehow?