Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 08:02:15 UTC  

How the fuck do people get licenses when they live 5 hours from the nearest big town

2019-10-31 08:02:23 UTC  

smh

2019-10-31 08:02:30 UTC  

many don't

2019-10-31 08:02:31 UTC  

there's local transport departments around, or cop shops

2019-10-31 08:02:34 UTC  

atleast where I live

2019-10-31 08:02:45 UTC  

I live in a country founded by convicts. Pretty sure people like, steal their licences out here

2019-10-31 08:02:46 UTC  

I think you only can get them through the DMV in the states, right?

2019-10-31 08:02:50 UTC  

people don't even get licenses and thye only live like 20mins away

2019-10-31 08:02:59 UTC  

I don't have a license rn oof

2019-10-31 08:03:07 UTC  

I can drive but haven't done the test yet

2019-10-31 08:03:10 UTC  

I got mine cause I'm brown

2019-10-31 08:03:12 UTC  

me either.

2019-10-31 08:03:13 UTC  

obviously

2019-10-31 08:03:15 UTC  

i have a license, but the plus side is i can actually fuckin' drive

2019-10-31 08:03:23 UTC  

except i can't drive... but i own a car

2019-10-31 08:03:26 UTC  

i don't decide the opposite oncoming lane is a great place to drive

2019-10-31 08:03:28 UTC  

oop

2019-10-31 08:03:46 UTC  

I have a permit and drive my sister's car but havent done the license yet because... idk

2019-10-31 08:03:46 UTC  

sometimes I close my eyes when driving hoping I score some points

2019-10-31 08:03:58 UTC  

*CRIPPLING A-* we all know how this fucking ends

2019-10-31 08:04:14 UTC  

I feel that feel

2019-10-31 08:04:27 UTC  

I'm kinda glad my drivers test wasn't that hard some places really care about parrallel parking mine didn't.

2019-10-31 08:05:00 UTC  

They dont here either I don't think

2019-10-31 08:05:04 UTC  

It's fucking Oregon

2019-10-31 08:05:15 UTC  

Only place you MIGHT have to parallel park is Portland

2019-10-31 08:05:26 UTC  

We can't even be trusted to pump our own gas

2019-10-31 08:05:26 UTC  

I barely like parking next to other cars so I'm like fuck parralele parking

2019-10-31 08:05:37 UTC  

*Well only partially true now thanks to last year's new legislation*

2019-10-31 08:05:58 UTC  

sometimes it be like that

2019-10-31 08:06:06 UTC  

Low density areas can pump their own at certain hours now and thank fuck for that

2019-10-31 08:06:18 UTC  

y'all can't pump ur own gas???

2019-10-31 08:06:21 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:06:25 UTC  

wait, you fuckers can't fuel up your own shit?

2019-10-31 08:06:27 UTC  

what the hell?

2019-10-31 08:06:30 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:06:32 UTC  

wait how do you mean

2019-10-31 08:06:34 UTC  

We can in low density places now

2019-10-31 08:06:38 UTC  

We couldnt at all till last year though

2019-10-31 08:06:41 UTC  

Someone else does it for you

2019-10-31 08:06:43 UTC  

like someone puts the pump in for you?

2019-10-31 08:06:44 UTC  

You sit your ass in the car