Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 08:42:16 UTC  

uhhh

2019-10-31 08:42:17 UTC  

km...

2019-10-31 08:42:31 UTC  

About 80,000 km?

2019-10-31 08:42:40 UTC  

yes please convert that to sensible measurements

2019-10-31 08:42:47 UTC  

the right measurement 😛

2019-10-31 08:42:59 UTC  

says the aussie

2019-10-31 08:43:18 UTC  

i will say this, i wouldn't touch none of the female population out here with a 10 foot barge pole

2019-10-31 08:43:27 UTC  

LOL oof

2019-10-31 08:43:31 UTC  

how so?

2019-10-31 08:43:37 UTC  

BIG OOF

2019-10-31 08:44:17 UTC  

to quote the hospital: "we see a lot of females come in with Hep C, it's the biggest one"

2019-10-31 08:44:20 UTC  

People in the valley are about the worst people here

2019-10-31 08:44:22 UTC  

LMFAO

2019-10-31 08:44:25 UTC  

Which is most of our population

2019-10-31 08:44:37 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:44:40 UTC  

Coastal people and desert people are all fucking great

2019-10-31 08:44:48 UTC  

my response was short and sweet: "well fuck that"

2019-10-31 08:44:51 UTC  

city people are kinda gross

2019-10-31 08:44:56 UTC  

it's bad out here too

2019-10-31 08:44:57 UTC  

Valley? Stuck way up their own asses to be interesting

2019-10-31 08:45:11 UTC  

"wanna be my kids step dad for the next few months?"

2019-10-31 08:45:16 UTC  

lol oof

2019-10-31 08:45:18 UTC  

"I swear I'm off the meth"

2019-10-31 08:45:24 UTC  

O O F

2019-10-31 08:45:28 UTC  

fuck i have a sort of friend like that, minus the meth but same bullshit

2019-10-31 08:45:31 UTC  

That's like where I lived for over a decade

2019-10-31 08:45:31 UTC  

smh

2019-10-31 08:45:33 UTC  

boyfriend becomes daddy to the kids

2019-10-31 08:45:34 UTC  

<:FeelsKek:379422423206068245> roasties be like "please be my kids daddy"

2019-10-31 08:45:41 UTC  

Portland is pretty bad

2019-10-31 08:45:41 UTC  

But

2019-10-31 08:45:45 UTC  

Albany, Oregon....

2019-10-31 08:45:50 UTC  

About the worst people

2019-10-31 08:45:55 UTC  

I feel as though I'm doing well for myself in the fact I'm just fat and a bit "alternative" looking

2019-10-31 08:45:56 UTC  

Thing valley hillbillies

2019-10-31 08:46:01 UTC  

Think

2019-10-31 08:46:06 UTC  

kids tried to call me dad once and i just went "fuck no, i ain't your dad"

2019-10-31 08:46:07 UTC  

I can recognize one of them from a distance

2019-10-31 08:46:11 UTC  

because I'm not a bogan, clean and dont have kids

2019-10-31 08:46:27 UTC  

I honestly prefer rednecks that can barely speak english over ghetto sounding city trash.

2019-10-31 08:46:40 UTC  

Full of those types of people that are on and off of heroine and meth you see wandering into the local 7 11