Which is most of our population

LOL

Coastal people and desert people are all fucking great

my response was short and sweet: "well fuck that"

city people are kinda gross

it's bad out here too

Valley? Stuck way up their own asses to be interesting

"wanna be my kids step dad for the next few months?"

lol oof

"I swear I'm off the meth"

O O F

fuck i have a sort of friend like that, minus the meth but same bullshit

That's like where I lived for over a decade

smh

boyfriend becomes daddy to the kids

<:FeelsKek:379422423206068245> roasties be like "please be my kids daddy"

Portland is pretty bad

But

Albany, Oregon....

About the worst people

I feel as though I'm doing well for myself in the fact I'm just fat and a bit "alternative" looking

Thing valley hillbillies

Think

kids tried to call me dad once and i just went "fuck no, i ain't your dad"

I can recognize one of them from a distance

because I'm not a bogan, clean and dont have kids

I honestly prefer rednecks that can barely speak english over ghetto sounding city trash.

Full of those types of people that are on and off of heroine and meth you see wandering into the local 7 11

i'm not a bogan, i don't smell like a meth lab, and kids don't live with me

my goatee might smell like a chimney but that's about it

My neighbors were a conspiracy theorist and then drug addicts on the other side lol

Conspiracy dude was cool at least, he gave us elk and stuff sometimes

the only white substance I'm covered in is cat hair

But he was a little off

Neighbors? Well. There were 2 sets

i smoke cigarettes and take insulin, and drink large amounts of coffee, that's my basic requirements

1 set was a dude who was usually off doing drugs and his 3 and 4 year old kids would come over to our house at midnight and knock on the door because he hadnt came home yet

degenerate neighbors lmao wtf

The next ones were also druggies and one of their kids had something wrong with her I dont know what though

She didnt learn to read decently until she was like 10

And she looked like a child until she was 17 or so