Message from @Crowbar Ξx Machina
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the right measurement 😛
says the aussie
i will say this, i wouldn't touch none of the female population out here with a 10 foot barge pole
LOL oof
how so?
BIG OOF
to quote the hospital: "we see a lot of females come in with Hep C, it's the biggest one"
People in the valley are about the worst people here
LMFAO
Which is most of our population
LOL
Coastal people and desert people are all fucking great
my response was short and sweet: "well fuck that"
city people are kinda gross
it's bad out here too
Valley? Stuck way up their own asses to be interesting
"wanna be my kids step dad for the next few months?"
lol oof
"I swear I'm off the meth"
O O F
That's like where I lived for over a decade
smh
boyfriend becomes daddy to the kids
<:FeelsKek:379422423206068245> roasties be like "please be my kids daddy"
Portland is pretty bad
But
Albany, Oregon....
About the worst people
I feel as though I'm doing well for myself in the fact I'm just fat and a bit "alternative" looking
Thing valley hillbillies
Think
kids tried to call me dad once and i just went "fuck no, i ain't your dad"
I can recognize one of them from a distance
because I'm not a bogan, clean and dont have kids
I honestly prefer rednecks that can barely speak english over ghetto sounding city trash.
Full of those types of people that are on and off of heroine and meth you see wandering into the local 7 11
i'm not a bogan, i don't smell like a meth lab, and kids don't live with me
my goatee might smell like a chimney but that's about it
My neighbors were a conspiracy theorist and then drug addicts on the other side lol
Conspiracy dude was cool at least, he gave us elk and stuff sometimes