he's going "down the road" In Aussie terms

near 8 hours constant driving

lol oof

yeah pretty much

"headin down the road, back later"

When I am in the car that long it's to go somewhere pretty

So I am good with it

We put 50,000 on our car last year

i'm going to a city and a smallass country town

not as small as mine but eh

50,000 miles that is

uhhh

km...

About 80,000 km?

yes please convert that to sensible measurements

the right measurement 😛

says the aussie

i will say this, i wouldn't touch none of the female population out here with a 10 foot barge pole

LOL oof

how so?

BIG OOF

to quote the hospital: "we see a lot of females come in with Hep C, it's the biggest one"

People in the valley are about the worst people here

LMFAO

Which is most of our population

LOL

Coastal people and desert people are all fucking great

my response was short and sweet: "well fuck that"

city people are kinda gross

it's bad out here too

Valley? Stuck way up their own asses to be interesting

"wanna be my kids step dad for the next few months?"

lol oof

"I swear I'm off the meth"

O O F

fuck i have a sort of friend like that, minus the meth but same bullshit

That's like where I lived for over a decade

smh

boyfriend becomes daddy to the kids

<:FeelsKek:379422423206068245> roasties be like "please be my kids daddy"

Portland is pretty bad