Message from Herr Schmidt - MI in Charlottesville 2.0 #general_1


2017-07-26 02:30:07 UTC  

"Hey guys let's just go to the bar to beat up antifa and Jewish journalists in self defense"

2017-07-26 02:30:11 UTC  

I'm filling my water bottle full of whiskey

2017-07-26 02:30:15 UTC  

IN SELF DEFENSE

2017-07-26 02:30:18 UTC  

If only to defend my OWN LIFE

2017-07-26 02:30:18 UTC  

Going to be drunk the whole time

2017-07-26 02:30:25 UTC  

I'm filling my whiskey bottle with water

2017-07-26 02:30:29 UTC  

I would MACHINE GUN DOWN a mob of journalists to defend myself from the jews

2017-07-26 02:30:37 UTC  

Officer, I had to rape that tumblr thot in self-defense

2017-07-26 02:30:38 UTC  

IN SELF DEFENSE

2017-07-26 02:30:38 UTC  

Can't beat antifa over the head in self offense with a water bottle

2017-07-26 02:30:39 UTC  

In self defense

2017-07-26 02:30:52 UTC  

Defense**

2017-07-26 02:30:56 UTC  

That's what I'll have my standard edition Louisville slugger for

2017-07-26 02:31:00 UTC  

In self defense

2017-07-26 02:31:07 UTC  

Self offense

2017-07-26 02:31:19 UTC  

Unironically, that's why I'm bringing a sheild

2017-07-26 02:31:27 UTC  

It's a defensive thing

2017-07-26 02:31:29 UTC  

That's why I'm bringing an RPG

2017-07-26 02:31:32 UTC  

lmao

2017-07-26 02:31:32 UTC  

For self defense

2017-07-26 02:31:37 UTC  

I'm bringing a suicide vest

2017-07-26 02:31:40 UTC  

For self-defense

2017-07-26 02:31:44 UTC  

😭

2017-07-26 02:31:45 UTC  

I am bringing my mg42

2017-07-26 02:31:49 UTC  

For self defense

2017-07-26 02:31:56 UTC  

WHITE ALLAHU ACKBAR

2017-07-26 02:32:00 UTC  

I'm bringing Molotov cocktails for self defense

2017-07-26 02:32:21 UTC  

MG42 is the best machinegun OF ALL TIME

2017-07-26 02:32:26 UTC  

^

2017-07-26 02:32:28 UTC  

^^^

2017-07-26 02:32:28 UTC  

I'm bringing [the FBI has retracted this part of the comment] in self-defense

2017-07-26 02:32:32 UTC  

I'm bringing a canon

2017-07-26 02:32:35 UTC  

1100 RPM, whats not to love

2017-07-26 02:32:36 UTC  

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2017-07-26 02:32:49 UTC  

I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense

2017-07-26 02:33:00 UTC  

I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck

2017-07-26 02:33:08 UTC  

For self defense

2017-07-26 02:33:12 UTC  

It has to be a hilux

2017-07-26 02:33:16 UTC  

I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.

2017-07-26 02:33:20 UTC  

We're all going to be so fucked in court

2017-07-26 02:33:32 UTC  

Jokes on them