IN SELF DEFENSE

If only to defend my OWN LIFE

Going to be drunk the whole time

I'm filling my whiskey bottle with water

I would MACHINE GUN DOWN a mob of journalists to defend myself from the jews

Officer, I had to rape that tumblr thot in self-defense

IN SELF DEFENSE

Can't beat antifa over the head in self offense with a water bottle

In self defense

Defense**

That's what I'll have my standard edition Louisville slugger for

In self defense

Self offense

Unironically, that's why I'm bringing a sheild

It's a defensive thing

That's why I'm bringing an RPG

lmao

For self defense

I'm bringing a suicide vest

For self-defense

😭

I am bringing my mg42

For self defense

WHITE ALLAHU ACKBAR

I'm bringing Molotov cocktails for self defense

MG42 is the best machinegun OF ALL TIME

^

^^^

I'm bringing [the FBI has retracted this part of the comment] in self-defense

I'm bringing a canon

1100 RPM, whats not to love

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I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense

I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck

For self defense

It has to be a hilux

I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.

We're all going to be so fucked in court

Jokes on them

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"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"