For self defense

I'm bringing a suicide vest

For self-defense

😭

I am bringing my mg42

For self defense

WHITE ALLAHU ACKBAR

I'm bringing Molotov cocktails for self defense

MG42 is the best machinegun OF ALL TIME

^

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I'm bringing [the FBI has retracted this part of the comment] in self-defense

I'm bringing a canon

1100 RPM, whats not to love

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I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense

I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck

For self defense

It has to be a hilux

I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.

We're all going to be so fucked in court

Jokes on them

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"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"

It's all a prank

just a prank bro

Spiders in water balloons

for self-defense

Dude isn't that such a good idea though

Yeah, because no one will do it

We legitimately feared for our lives and had to use the tow missile to protect ourselves

And if it happens

It will be antifa dropping the balloons on themselves

I'll just bring several h bombs for self defense

Y don't we just bring 20 dots and have them fling shit at antifa

I'm bringing anthrax for self defense

We should get venemous snakes and throw them into antifa

for self-defense

These spiders CAN and WILL bite

http://spiderpharm.com/store/#!/Green-Lynx-spider-Peucetia-viridans/p/44068075/category=11175143

Are crocodiles legal in virginia