Message from @Curdled_Anal_Chunks
Discord ID: 496706188113739795
not a dude's asshole
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Don't knock it til you try it, my duece
A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole
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You just stating the obvious now?
oh my
futons are bad
I’d rather be comfy
I slept on one for two years
not comfy
Yah I’d rather have a bed
I lived on a futon for a year
or even a blowup mattress
I get a bad back just from sitting in school imagine my fuckin back if I slept on a futon
Just fuck my back up fam
Do what Bane did to Batman in that other Dark Knight movie
yeah but over the course of a year or two
That's how yoga instructors are born
When a mommy futon and a daddy futon love each other very much
You get the Philadelphia Flyers mascot
I’ll pass
Its a couch mattress you pampered cunt
I’d rather be comfy
I have a sofa bed but it’s just a hard seat with a mattress on it
I want a king size bed so bad
Who doesn’t
I don't care if it'll take up the entirety of my room, I'll live in that bitch
The fuck is that thing
He has the eyes of a Vietnam vet
It is **GOD HIMSELF**
THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY GRITTY
PLUNGE INTO HIS MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE, AND YOU MAY ONE DAY JOIN HIM IN HIS HELLISH LOCKER ROOM
You may grasp his beard hair but only gently
Dank posting? More like general
Yes
The car I'm looking at buying with my vidya money
Garage kept, a good find
I think I can flip it for minimum 1500 profit