Message from @molly
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a futon is the way to go
beds are such a want
you could have a couch that makes the room look more roomy
or you can take up an entire room just for your 8 hour coma slumber
live in 3020 apes
>Not sleeping on a sleeping mat
>not sleeping on brians sweaty sex mat
>not repurposing the sex mat as a sled
>not sleeping because the haunting nightmares of the War continue to torture my mind, sawing like a blade across the thin strand of sanity I have left which is the only tether to reality that I have left
pussy
You are what you eat
<:JewDab:452150957325680641>
No I said pussy
not a dude's asshole
<:Yeb:392501707386388490>
Don't knock it til you try it, my duece
A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole
...
You just stating the obvious now?
oh my
futons are bad
I slept on one for two years
not comfy
Yah I’d rather have a bed
I lived on a futon for a year
or even a blowup mattress
I get a bad back just from sitting in school imagine my fuckin back if I slept on a futon
Just fuck my back up fam
Do what Bane did to Batman in that other Dark Knight movie
yeah but over the course of a year or two
That's how yoga instructors are born
When a mommy futon and a daddy futon love each other very much
You get the Philadelphia Flyers mascot
@molly stop being a jew and buy a quality futon
I’ll pass
Its a couch mattress you pampered cunt
I’d rather be comfy
I have a sofa bed but it’s just a hard seat with a mattress on it
I want a king size bed so bad
Who doesn’t
I don't care if it'll take up the entirety of my room, I'll live in that bitch