Message from @molly
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>not sleeping on brians sweaty sex mat
>not repurposing the sex mat as a sled
>not sleeping because the haunting nightmares of the War continue to torture my mind, sawing like a blade across the thin strand of sanity I have left which is the only tether to reality that I have left
pussy
You are what you eat
<:JewDab:452150957325680641>
No I said pussy
not a dude's asshole
<:Yeb:392501707386388490>
Don't knock it til you try it, my duece
A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole
...
You just stating the obvious now?
oh my
futons are bad
I’d rather be comfy
I slept on one for two years
not comfy
Yah I’d rather have a bed
I lived on a futon for a year
or even a blowup mattress
Just fuck my back up fam
Do what Bane did to Batman in that other Dark Knight movie
yeah but over the course of a year or two
That's how yoga instructors are born
When a mommy futon and a daddy futon love each other very much
You get the Philadelphia Flyers mascot
@molly stop being a jew and buy a quality futon
I’ll pass
Its a couch mattress you pampered cunt
I’d rather be comfy
I have a sofa bed but it’s just a hard seat with a mattress on it
I want a king size bed so bad
Who doesn’t
I don't care if it'll take up the entirety of my room, I'll live in that bitch
The fuck is that thing
He has the eyes of a Vietnam vet
It is **GOD HIMSELF**
THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY GRITTY