>Not sleeping on a sleeping mat

>not sleeping on brians sweaty sex mat

>not repurposing the sex mat as a sled

>not sleeping because the haunting nightmares of the War continue to torture my mind, sawing like a blade across the thin strand of sanity I have left which is the only tether to reality that I have left

pussy

You are what you eat

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No I said pussy

not a dude's asshole

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Don't knock it til you try it, my duece

A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole

...
You just stating the obvious now?

oh my

futons are bad

I’d rather be comfy

I slept on one for two years

not comfy

Yah I’d rather have a bed

I lived on a futon for a year

or even a blowup mattress

I get a bad back just from sitting in school imagine my fuckin back if I slept on a futon

Just fuck my back up fam

Do what Bane did to Batman in that other Dark Knight movie

yeah but over the course of a year or two

That's how yoga instructors are born

When a mommy futon and a daddy futon love each other very much

You get the Philadelphia Flyers mascot

@molly stop being a jew and buy a quality futon

I’ll pass

Its a couch mattress you pampered cunt

I’d rather be comfy

I have a sofa bed but it’s just a hard seat with a mattress on it

I want a king size bed so bad

Who doesn’t

I don't care if it'll take up the entirety of my room, I'll live in that bitch

The fuck is that thing

He has the eyes of a Vietnam vet

It is **GOD HIMSELF**

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY GRITTY