Message from @Kurt
Discord ID: 339595771722727445
Officer, I had to rape that tumblr thot in self-defense
IN SELF DEFENSE
Can't beat antifa over the head in self offense with a water bottle
In self defense
Defense**
That's what I'll have my standard edition Louisville slugger for
In self defense
Self offense
Unironically, that's why I'm bringing a sheild
It's a defensive thing
That's why I'm bringing an RPG
lmao
For self defense
I'm bringing a suicide vest
For self-defense
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I am bringing my mg42
For self defense
WHITE ALLAHU ACKBAR
I'm bringing Molotov cocktails for self defense
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I'm bringing [the FBI has retracted this part of the comment] in self-defense
I'm bringing a canon
1100 RPM, whats not to love
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I'm driving a Panzer to VA in self-defense
I am going to mount it on the back of a 94 Toyota pick up truck
For self defense
It has to be a hilux
I'm bringing 14 African children to use as a shield wall for our shield wall.
We're all going to be so fucked in court
Jokes on them
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"Umm, your honor, all that shit about doing violence and joking about it being in 'self-defense' was also a joke"
It's all a prank
just a prank bro
Spiders in water balloons
for self-defense
Dude isn't that such a good idea though