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God damn Air Force
Holy shit I have got to try that out.
I mean I have had one tough ass break up but I never decided it would be a good idea to go fuck a dude
I mean he drives a Miata
^ he was always gay
Pretty much lol
But hell it's fast tho
I just would rather get something less homosexual
miatas arnt fast my dude
that's the joke
you said its fast
for its size
they are just lightweight, made fast with turbos
it's small as shit
it's like a barbie car
easy to get assfucked in
that too
it's like a Prius that isn't electric
story time
eat my ass
John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.
@Literally John Elway tell me the story of john elway
However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.