God damn Air Force

Holy shit I have got to try that out.

I mean I have had one tough ass break up but I never decided it would be a good idea to go fuck a dude

I mean he drives a Miata

^ he was always gay

Pretty much lol

It's pretty much a gay man's car

But hell it's fast tho

I just would rather get something less homosexual

miatas arnt fast my dude

that's the joke

you said its fast

for its size

they are just lightweight, made fast with turbos

it's small as shit

it's like a barbie car

easy to get assfucked in

that too

it's like a Prius that isn't electric

story time

eat my ass

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.