You know what goes great with corndogs? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

Is this how bronies try to feel normal?

I believe so

"John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning"

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this triggers the @Pheedy

If this makes you feel better about jerking off to horses from a little girls show

Go ahead

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>he doesn't jerk off to horses

>wake up
>have to shit
>sit on toilet and nothing comes out
>go to offer a golden sacrifice to our god J-Danielson
>as soon as I inhale, I feel the force of 1000 niggers rushing into KFC
>its all in my bowels
>shit all over the floor instantly
>smells like a hamster died in a cat's asshole
>I am crying and trying to stay conscious because of the smell
>My asshole ruptures and I feel the willy wonka waterfall of shit flowing onto the floor
>Tears and Pain
>all of a sudden I feel wonderful and the shit stops flowing
>my lord and savior J-Danielson comes
>lifts me up and out of the overflowed basement
>I feel so relieved, I knew taking dabs was for a good cause
>He whispers in my ear
>RKO out of nowhere, doncha say bud?
>My lord and savior RKO's me into the shit sea
>I was never seen again

Randy Orton attends the funeral the end

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@Deleted User faggot

Someone isn triggered

no, ur unironically a faggot

btfo

Oof

Hey! I'm bi

bullying smh <:TheChadStare:392513491526877195>

Yoooo you wanna give me advice on my bio now?

@molly

Sure

Cool! Ty!

Can you vc rn?

Sure

I'm tired tho I just woke up lol

Lol no worries

@molly how are you bi? you are like 12

jesus christ

yes

12

ofc

Secret admirers

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.