Peyton Manning had all the footballs once, but eventually he gave them away. They floated off into space and eventually collided and became the big bang, and that created John Elway who was the birth-giver of all footballs and also the Denver Broncos.

But first he had to pass the test to become football. Test was very simple: John elway must stand before God and American and testify to Congress that footballs were all his, and he did and then he also fought the manticore and that was pretty rad too. Then he got all the footballs which were his to begin with and put them in space for them to become the big bang and make all the footballs again for all time. God bless Peyton Manning and God bless American. Footballs.

The New England Patriots were Patriots of football before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Tom Brady was made emperor of all the footballs and gave the footballs to John Elway who sent them into space to become football for all time. And so it was that there was now football.

But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.

Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.

However, the most important thing to remember is that the Denver Broncos go great with Everything.

In particular, corndogs.

You know what goes great with corndogs? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

Is this how bronies try to feel normal?

I believe so

"John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning"

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this triggers the @Pheedy

If this makes you feel better about jerking off to horses from a little girls show

Go ahead

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>he doesn't jerk off to horses

>wake up
>have to shit
>sit on toilet and nothing comes out
>go to offer a golden sacrifice to our god J-Danielson
>as soon as I inhale, I feel the force of 1000 niggers rushing into KFC
>its all in my bowels
>shit all over the floor instantly
>smells like a hamster died in a cat's asshole
>I am crying and trying to stay conscious because of the smell
>My asshole ruptures and I feel the willy wonka waterfall of shit flowing onto the floor
>Tears and Pain
>all of a sudden I feel wonderful and the shit stops flowing
>my lord and savior J-Danielson comes
>lifts me up and out of the overflowed basement
>I feel so relieved, I knew taking dabs was for a good cause
>He whispers in my ear
>RKO out of nowhere, doncha say bud?
>My lord and savior RKO's me into the shit sea
>I was never seen again

Randy Orton attends the funeral the end

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@Deleted User faggot

Someone isn triggered

no, ur unironically a faggot

btfo

Oof

Hey! I'm bi

bullying smh <:TheChadStare:392513491526877195>

Yoooo you wanna give me advice on my bio now?

@molly

Sure

Cool! Ty!

Can you vc rn?

Sure

I'm tired tho I just woke up lol

Lol no worries

@molly how are you bi? you are like 12

jesus christ

yes

12

ofc