Go ahead

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>he doesn't jerk off to horses

>wake up
>have to shit
>sit on toilet and nothing comes out
>go to offer a golden sacrifice to our god J-Danielson
>as soon as I inhale, I feel the force of 1000 niggers rushing into KFC
>its all in my bowels
>shit all over the floor instantly
>smells like a hamster died in a cat's asshole
>I am crying and trying to stay conscious because of the smell
>My asshole ruptures and I feel the willy wonka waterfall of shit flowing onto the floor
>Tears and Pain
>all of a sudden I feel wonderful and the shit stops flowing
>my lord and savior J-Danielson comes
>lifts me up and out of the overflowed basement
>I feel so relieved, I knew taking dabs was for a good cause
>He whispers in my ear
>RKO out of nowhere, doncha say bud?
>My lord and savior RKO's me into the shit sea
>I was never seen again

Randy Orton attends the funeral the end

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@Deleted User faggot

Someone isn triggered

no, ur unironically a faggot

btfo

Oof

Hey! I'm bi

bullying smh <:TheChadStare:392513491526877195>

Yoooo you wanna give me advice on my bio now?

@molly

Sure

Cool! Ty!

Can you vc rn?

Sure

I'm tired tho I just woke up lol

Lol no worries

@molly how are you bi? you are like 12

jesus christ

yes

12

ofc

Secret admirers

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

Not bad

Did you write that piece?

Nah dude I wrote it

@Literally John Elway tell @gay nigger faggot the story of John Elway

Reporting in

John Elway being a negro