Message from @Alaskan Bachelor

Discord ID: 649826226634227725


2019-11-29 02:40:05 UTC  

I lost my work ID card

2019-11-29 02:40:50 UTC  

And been waiting 2 hours to get in

2019-11-29 02:40:56 UTC  

<:ree:480188470942498827>

2019-11-29 02:45:38 UTC  

Stick your dick up to the scanner

^

2019-11-29 03:25:04 UTC  

Lol they gave me an additional day off

2019-11-29 03:25:19 UTC  

There goes my holiday pay 😩

2019-11-29 03:29:36 UTC  

I'd just like to give thanks for waifus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/649814193276715028/505c42f.jpg

2019-11-29 03:30:34 UTC  

This chat is too wholesome

2019-11-29 03:30:42 UTC  

Time to cause some disturbance

2019-11-29 03:31:57 UTC  

🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

@ResolvingParadox13 BIG THANKS TO THE 2D WAIFUS!!!

2019-11-29 03:45:15 UTC  

@YuriBezmenov I’ll assist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/649818129979015179/image0.jpg

2019-11-29 03:47:45 UTC  

<:concernpepe:605995104372785174> who put you on the planet ? Uggh!

2019-11-29 03:48:32 UTC  

@ResolvingParadox13 thicc thighs 😛

2019-11-29 03:50:44 UTC  

Lmao another “Christian” @Nawalter Jizney

2019-11-29 03:53:31 UTC  

Stop wasting my time Yuri, I’m not here for hookups

2019-11-29 04:16:13 UTC  

Happy thanksgiving ya misogynist bastards

2019-11-29 04:17:25 UTC  

Happy Turkey Day you Gobbling Hermit @Happy Humble Hermit

2019-11-29 04:24:56 UTC  

Happy spanksgiving

2019-11-29 04:25:18 UTC  

To everyone! And a merry kwanza

@Happy Humble Hermit Hello fellow Massage Genius Not C

2019-11-29 05:45:45 UTC  

sarcasm is the mind's natural defense against stupidity.

2019-11-29 05:54:34 UTC  

holy shit she looks 56 not 36

2019-11-29 05:54:46 UTC  

time has not been kind to that roastie

2019-11-29 05:58:56 UTC  

That beast took a picture from inside a tanning bed.

2019-11-29 06:03:44 UTC  

Get ready for a “Conservative Christian”

2019-11-29 06:04:35 UTC  

Dang

2019-11-29 06:04:49 UTC  

Why do I get nostalgic hits on holidays

2019-11-29 06:05:29 UTC  

I had a dream today where I hanged out with my old crush

2019-11-29 06:05:43 UTC  

Woke up with a bittersweet taste

2019-11-29 06:06:21 UTC  

That it’s still lingering

2019-11-29 06:06:47 UTC  

<:why:480186116222353410>

2019-11-29 06:16:09 UTC  

@0supahgatovian11 watch mr.formas "in case you miss being in a relationship series"

2019-11-29 06:16:46 UTC  

It's a hard redpill, but s necessary one sometimes

2019-11-29 06:19:28 UTC  

Oh thank fucking God Thanksgiving is over

2019-11-29 06:19:47 UTC  

Going to go take a massive dump now