You can probably pierce a LCD screen with a tooth pick with 4 layers of limbs

A game

Nice edit, fag @Julian

@johnfrum

One of my fucking garage door extension springs broke.

@johnfrum I just added formatting so that blind drunk fags like you could see it

Also do you mean digital as in electronic or digital as in e-whatever

e-whatever

Is this something I should fix myself, or is this a professional job?

Professional unless you are very confident in working with a spring that has several thousand foot pounds of power

Just fix it yourself.

>several thousand pounds of power

It's an extension spring, not a torsion.

The fuck?

It has no energy when the door is open.

Oh, I can't read tonight

John has over designed doors ready to murder people

Really pushing those h h Holmes vibes

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John plz respond

I'm literally at home depot right now

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When one of those torsion springs goes it doesn't sound pleasant to be around. An extention sounds like an easy diy job

Also why are you at home depot if youre not sure you want to replace it yourself

Just scrap it and get a Chinese smart garage door opener that has a hidden microphone in it

Because home depot is only 5 minutes away

And if one failed, the other probably isn't far behind.

My mother in law has intervened and said she'll handle it. Merry Christmas to me I guess.

Nice

They don't even have the springs, it looks like.

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Do you just walk into home depot without a plan of what you're going to buy?

I live 10 min from mine but I always double check on the website and then a call so I'm not inconvenienced going there and coming back

John lives 10 minutes from a home depot. Gotcha.

Paint factory superfund, home depot. Apple pie with cheese.

Soon, John.

Not all cleanup orders are superfunds

Oh?

Superfunds are actually pretty rare because of how extraordinarily fucked things have to be

Mmmhmm, mhhmm.

So, is yours a superfund or no?