Message from @Matthew
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Really pushing those h h Holmes vibes
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John plz respond
I'm literally at home depot right now
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When one of those torsion springs goes it doesn't sound pleasant to be around. An extention sounds like an easy diy job
Also why are you at home depot if youre not sure you want to replace it yourself
Just scrap it and get a Chinese smart garage door opener that has a hidden microphone in it
Because home depot is only 5 minutes away
And if one failed, the other probably isn't far behind.
My mother in law has intervened and said she'll handle it. Merry Christmas to me I guess.
Nice
They don't even have the springs, it looks like.
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Do you just walk into home depot without a plan of what you're going to buy?
I live 10 min from mine but I always double check on the website and then a call so I'm not inconvenienced going there and coming back
John lives 10 minutes from a home depot. Gotcha.
Paint factory superfund, home depot. Apple pie with cheese.
Soon, John.
Not all cleanup orders are superfunds
Superfunds are actually pretty rare because of how extraordinarily fucked things have to be
Mmmhmm, mhhmm.
So, is yours a superfund or no?
Matt, if I wanted a wall to feign interest in mundane things I would call any number of family
What's the weather like in your zip code?
My backup laptop died. Fuck
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It updated the bios onna fresh windows install and won't boot now
Amazing
Windows can't update your bios, dipshit
I have extension springs, not torsion
fug
I know matt
This laptop is cursed
I have no idea where it grabbed a bios update from
Im pretty sure the mobo was broken before this
