Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 650801882637271082


2019-12-01 19:58:09 UTC  
2019-12-01 20:22:26 UTC  

Anyone know of a good **digital** gift up to 10 euros?

2019-12-01 20:22:41 UTC  

vidya aside

2019-12-01 20:22:53 UTC  

Toothpick crossbow and an extra set of limbs

2019-12-01 20:23:11 UTC  

digital, johnathan

2019-12-01 20:23:55 UTC  

iTunes gift card

2019-12-01 20:23:59 UTC  

Idk lol

2019-12-01 20:24:09 UTC  

You can probably pierce a LCD screen with a tooth pick with 4 layers of limbs

2019-12-01 20:51:46 UTC  

A game

2019-12-01 20:52:08 UTC  

Nice edit, fag @Julian

2019-12-01 20:52:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/650801475878125568/IMG_20191201_141937.jpg

2019-12-01 20:52:44 UTC  

One of my fucking garage door extension springs broke.

2019-12-01 20:52:48 UTC  

@johnfrum I just added formatting so that blind drunk fags like you could see it

2019-12-01 20:52:48 UTC  

Also do you mean digital as in electronic or digital as in e-whatever

2019-12-01 20:52:59 UTC  

e-whatever

2019-12-01 20:53:14 UTC  

Is this something I should fix myself, or is this a professional job?

2019-12-01 20:53:55 UTC  

Professional unless you are very confident in working with a spring that has several thousand foot pounds of power

2019-12-01 20:54:07 UTC  

Just fix it yourself.

2019-12-01 20:54:19 UTC  

>several thousand pounds of power

2019-12-01 20:54:20 UTC  

It's an extension spring, not a torsion.

2019-12-01 20:54:28 UTC  

The fuck?

2019-12-01 20:54:31 UTC  

It has no energy when the door is open.

2019-12-01 20:54:43 UTC  

Oh, I can't read tonight

2019-12-01 20:54:54 UTC  

John has over designed doors ready to murder people

2019-12-01 20:55:31 UTC  

Really pushing those h h Holmes vibes

2019-12-01 20:57:09 UTC  

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

2019-12-01 20:57:21 UTC  

John plz respond

2019-12-01 20:57:27 UTC  

I'm literally at home depot right now

2019-12-01 20:57:31 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-12-01 20:57:50 UTC  

When one of those torsion springs goes it doesn't sound pleasant to be around. An extention sounds like an easy diy job

2019-12-01 20:58:16 UTC  

Also why are you at home depot if youre not sure you want to replace it yourself

2019-12-01 20:58:23 UTC  

Just scrap it and get a Chinese smart garage door opener that has a hidden microphone in it

2019-12-01 20:58:42 UTC  

Because home depot is only 5 minutes away

2019-12-01 20:58:56 UTC  

And if one failed, the other probably isn't far behind.

2019-12-01 21:01:26 UTC  

My mother in law has intervened and said she'll handle it. Merry Christmas to me I guess.

2019-12-01 21:02:05 UTC  

Nice

2019-12-01 21:02:52 UTC  

They don't even have the springs, it looks like.

2019-12-01 21:07:13 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-12-01 21:07:32 UTC  

Do you just walk into home depot without a plan of what you're going to buy?

2019-12-01 21:08:06 UTC  

I live 10 min from mine but I always double check on the website and then a call so I'm not inconvenienced going there and coming back