Then what does DHL do to get it to you so fast, use a fucking speedboat

DHL has their own parcel centers so it's not as hilariously overloaded as the ones you'll see on tiktok

for one

lmao

Think DHL is just a real smooth running operation. Wikipedia says they're a subsidiary of the world's largest courier, Deutsche Post, so buncha infrastructure available, and it really comes down to infrastructure and logistics.

DHL will absolutely just ship by plane

And the fact that they have their own planes

DHL a shit

They will 100% make sure your shit goes through customs and gets checked

And God help you if the seller misrepresented the value or contents

You can air mail phones. I don't recall the rules and limits offhand, but I think it was somewhere along the lines of bare cells and batteries can't be shipped, but something like a phone or flashlight where it has a non-removeable preinstalled battery have an exception and a size limit. I think. Don't rely on that though,

i mean you can ship batteries by air just fine they just need to be in "device"

Also, yeah, what Matthew said. DHL is awesome in the US because we don't get customs tax, but the 100% do things right, so if your country cares about your Chinese shopping, sucks to be you.

so shitty broken/fake powerbank case ? yes it works

I don't know if I'd be surprised or not if a powerbank counted as a battery, because thats about all it is.

both of the batteries i had shipped never arrived

one was stuck in ready to be picked up

aka only giving a tracking number but not giving it to the shipping company

the other was a tracking number for some other guy

aka for a parcel that was not mine

My phone is coming by SF Express, RIP

No tracking updates since the 13th of November

at least it isnt yanwen

Saw a Xiaomi 9T in a charity shop for £150 today, new in box

Who buys a phone and donates it to charity that week?

someone who does not want chink bot net

@Comfy did you buy it

I'm wondering if QCY is chinking me

SF Express shipping still only has "Order information saved" in the tracking info

Dear please wait.

<:angery:518855299277520923>

Packages status update:
20 (all) "sent"
20 with working tracking
20 actually left the seller's warehouse
3 left China
2 arrived in destination country (not included in above)
2 received (not included in above)

<:smug:589103776699252887> that's a lot of packages

@Cole your tracking at least shows something

Mine gives an error <:woah:333623269674713098>

@Julian chinkeroo'd

12 more days or so and i get to refund this cunt

dear friend

family starve

fucking i even paid bit more it to be chinapost instead of whateveryanweead2