Message from @RMS_Gigantic

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2019-10-22 17:27:06 UTC  

RAMP

2019-10-22 17:27:17 UTC  

Ramps are maximum aesthetic

2019-10-22 17:27:27 UTC  

None of this flat yankee doodle shite

2019-10-22 17:27:30 UTC  

It makes sense, if lockheed didn't fuck up so massively

2019-10-22 17:27:53 UTC  
2019-10-22 17:28:04 UTC  

You got me there

2019-10-22 17:29:25 UTC  

Or just get some swordfishes, surely Queen Elizabeth class can support those (:

2019-10-22 17:29:53 UTC  

Too bad the QE doesn't have the even flight deck or the steam catapults to use them properly

2019-10-22 17:30:03 UTC  

As for the fates of the British carriers with those traits,

2019-10-22 17:30:07 UTC  

```Completed: 4
Scrapped: 4```

2019-10-22 17:30:18 UTC  

```Fate: Sold for scrap in 1955
Status: Scrapped```

2019-10-22 17:31:15 UTC  

```Completed: 2
Scrapped: 2```

2019-10-22 17:31:46 UTC  

Nah, they could just take of backwards.

2019-10-22 17:32:10 UTC  

Not enough headwind

2019-10-22 17:32:14 UTC  

```Fate: Scrapped 1978```

2019-10-22 17:32:29 UTC  

It's a fucking biplane, how much headwind do you need?

2019-10-22 17:32:59 UTC  

I suggest the Sopwith Camel as a low cost alternative

2019-10-22 17:33:03 UTC  

Anything positive, which isn't what you'll get if you keep moving the ship forward but take off backwards. ```Fate: Scrapped 1980```

2019-10-22 17:33:26 UTC  

```Planned: 4
Cancelled: 4```

2019-10-22 17:33:40 UTC  

```Planned: 2
Cancelled: 2```

2019-10-22 17:33:55 UTC  

```Completed: 3
Scrapped: 3```

2019-10-22 17:33:58 UTC  

Better scrapped than blown up, like most US non-Essex main battle WW2 carriers

2019-10-22 17:34:34 UTC  

At least that's a warrior's death. Enterprise got scrapped, but other than that we bothered to actually save ships.

2019-10-22 17:35:04 UTC  

Or, in the case of USS Constitution, keep it in active commission in the US Navy and keep the ship sailing under her own power 200+ years later

2019-10-22 17:35:12 UTC  

Somehow I don't think the military planners are of the same opinion

2019-10-22 17:35:38 UTC  

as far as warrior's death is concerned

2019-10-22 17:35:46 UTC  

They actually do, because if you keep ships as museums, there exists a possibility to return them from the mothball

2019-10-22 17:36:08 UTC  

Anyway, contrast USS Constitution with HMS Victory, the latter of which looks like the ship's on fucking life support: https://www.nmrn.org.uk/sites/default/files/styles/event-image-large/public/field/image/how_adjustable_steel_props_will_look_on_hms_victory_credit_nmrn_2.png?itok=A074yAfu

2019-10-22 17:37:06 UTC  

I was referring to the "warrior's death"

2019-10-22 17:37:38 UTC  

not that armoured carriers make sense nowadays....

2019-10-22 17:37:41 UTC  

That idea of preferring a ship be sunk than scrapped dates back nearly 200 years on this side of the Atlantic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Ironsides_(poem)

2019-10-22 17:42:20 UTC  

American "history" lmao

2019-10-22 17:42:23 UTC  

No such thing

2019-10-22 17:44:38 UTC  

He says as the UK scraps would-be historical sites, while the Old Statehouse in Boston still stands from the days of the Boston Massacre

2019-10-22 17:44:41 UTC  

I love how Yanks get so proud of the frigates like the USS constitution when their navy was literally just those 3 frigates

2019-10-22 17:45:03 UTC  

6, though the real thing to be proud of is the 33-0 battle record on Connie

2019-10-22 17:45:25 UTC  

HMS Shannon hoves into view

2019-10-22 17:45:57 UTC  

Yeah the constitution was a really good design, but not good enough to hold a candle to the RN of the time

2019-10-22 17:46:51 UTC  

It was successful enough to outrun what it couldn't outgun or outgun what it couldn't outrun, and indeed as shown by the 57-hour chase involving 5 smaller Royal Navy ships, they could even outrun ships that were SUPPOSED to be able to outrun them

2019-10-22 17:47:38 UTC  

Basically the interwar UK battlecruiser doctrine

2019-10-22 17:48:05 UTC  

Yeah it was a fine ship, but there is a mystique around those ships that aint really justified