secret answer number 3:

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The average redditor

ok, ok. gospel from the figurative gods*

This traits all sound like the average redditor to me bro

couldn't tell, i don't reddit

isn't reddit where that braincell fucking bullshit lives and just makes my life harder by making all virgins look like shooters?

Soy boys

Thats hard to look at

thats an insult to real circus clowns

clowns bring joy, those fcks buy soy

is it soi or soy ? dont want to google for it will suggest me those products and later down the line a place where i can just cut off my balls

It’s Soy

why do you know how it spelled ?

also dont think this would make me a boomer

It’s a commonly known word that’s been around long before the Soy Boy meme

Have you never seen it around Like in the gimmicky stores that sell bottled water for 4 quid and a fuck ton of coconut shit?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/628439002600570916/634880651463622667/image0.gif

https://tenor.com/view/epicfail-ninjafail-gif-9412337

https://youtu.be/L4YH1fkFsIo

Oh yeah I forgot Boondocks was great

@Jokerfaic "well according to a black-hebrew coworker I had, pigs are bad in abrahamic faiths because of the whole "eats literally anything" thing"

I actually abstain from pork for the same reason and I'm neither Hebrew nor Muslim. They will literally eat their own shit and secrete white pus out their legs and eat that too and that shit gets into the meat and into you.

Genetically, they're very similar to humans, which is why pig heart valves can work in people. I've heard that supposedly human meat tastes like pork (guess they asked cannibals that at some point), which would make sense. I first abstained in college and went without it for over a month, then almost got sick after trying it again. Presumably my body had detoxed from it and learned to reject it. I used to work in a kitchen and eventually couldn't handle pork for long periods without it making me gag cuz I would always be reminded of the human flesh association.

is that why pork tastes so good?

oh cmon, don't throw insults like that

ya, don't hurt the pig's feelings like that bro

Yeah, pigs can be actually funny

@Connor pearson maybe but if your a guy then you likely have seen tampons in stores but would have little to no idea how much a pack costs or what the brands spelling was

Unless you put tampons up your ass for fun

Then you would know

Not that I do

Its just a hypothetical

picked a product you would give zero shits about as an example

Condoms

😎

2-3$ a pack of 3