Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 638897722686177280


2019-10-30 00:17:41 UTC  

Talking shit. I rescind

2019-10-30 00:17:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/638894262011953162/image0.jpg

2019-10-30 00:18:55 UTC  

I am fuelled by bourbon and my volcano

2019-10-30 00:19:11 UTC  

Not my arse. Inb4

2019-10-30 00:19:30 UTC  

When you tell a girl you think she is pretty and she says thanks my BF says the same thing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/638894704146120704/image0.jpg

2019-10-30 00:20:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/638895010699411466/TWERKING_BIRD_4.gif

2019-10-30 00:21:09 UTC  

A well bird bird bird bird is the word

2019-10-30 00:21:35 UTC  

B b b b b b b b

2019-10-30 00:23:50 UTC  

In case anyone not heard of YT

2019-10-30 00:24:36 UTC  

Pretty sure they are chuffed

2019-10-30 00:26:49 UTC  

Never beats the Russians, tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1xKhc77VXk

2019-10-30 00:26:52 UTC  

If your school has a sexual assault awareness day print this out and give it out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/638896565221589003/image0.jpg

2019-10-30 00:27:10 UTC  

Cringe

2019-10-30 00:27:23 UTC  

Is helo that took OP's mum to graveyard. Alt F 4 respect

2019-10-30 00:31:15 UTC  

I’m actually not bothered by rude people anymore, so

2019-10-30 00:31:18 UTC  

:)

2019-10-30 00:31:27 UTC  
2019-10-30 00:31:38 UTC  

tell your mom that I enjoyed last night

2019-10-30 00:31:40 UTC  

she was great

2019-10-30 00:31:54 UTC  

She's pretty good at it

2019-10-30 00:32:12 UTC  

Her skills are superb

2019-10-30 00:33:20 UTC  

Ok loremaster

2019-10-30 00:33:23 UTC  

Why, I nearly thought she was a professional chef πŸ˜‰

2019-10-30 00:33:29 UTC  

her cooking was THAT good

2019-10-30 00:33:47 UTC  

What, did you think I was talking about something else @livid_scrooge?

2019-10-30 00:33:55 UTC  

Get your mind out of the gutter, you degenerate

2019-10-30 00:35:12 UTC  

Never did, very naughty of you to assume I did, meaning you had an alternative way of me perceiving it in mind when in fact I did not

2019-10-30 00:35:25 UTC  

You thought of something naughty

2019-10-30 00:35:30 UTC  

about your own mother

2019-10-30 00:35:40 UTC  

that's genuinely degenerate, NGL

2019-10-30 00:36:02 UTC  

Your mother likes cock @livid_scrooge

2019-10-30 00:36:06 UTC  

No, YOU did

2019-10-30 00:36:18 UTC  

You like cock

2019-10-30 00:36:20 UTC  

I'm not thinking degenerate things about your mother

2019-10-30 00:36:25 UTC  

Yes, I do like Roosters

2019-10-30 00:36:31 UTC  

they can be ballsy motherfuckers sometimes

2019-10-30 00:36:45 UTC  

Maybe I'll get a Guard Rooster if I ever live on a farm