It's obvious this dude is sub 15 years old.

are you churkish?

I'm 26

No

have u even seen goonies?

Of course

Truffle shuffle

*truffle shuffle*

loads of boomers enforce the classics

but a lot of movies betray the memory of them.

If you think movies are bad now, just wait until someone born past the 2000's gets a deal to reboot something from the 90's.

oof

It's gonna happen, lads.

Reboot this rock

the jews are trying

the 90's were considered a damn good time for media, many still hold but a surprising amount also do not hold for shit. I can only imagine how the kids are fucked from the 2000's though, haha, suckers.

I'm also very careful to not share the same version of the rock twice

As not be confused as Spam

In a row

I worked in Quebec studios on Canadian kid shows in 3D animation/modeling/rigging, trust me when I say this: Kids nowadays got fucked by progressive lefties that infected the west.

That's a crime

child abuse

Characters are unimaginative thanks to shit like Cars, where that was the turning point in laziness of character design. After Cars, everyone started cutting costs because they figured characters don't need to be well-designed, it's better for them to be more simple, easier to make toys.

tsheyld aboose

touch a moose

I remember as a kid I had a Woody doll, good recreation from the movie. Stitched, plastic boots, removable hat, plastic face and hands, stuffed fabric everything else. Kids can't get those toys anymore, it's cheaper just to make full plastic shit, or fully stuffed cube-based stuff. That shit hurts to think about, man.

Make your own toys, all you need is some wood and knifes

I remember when tools and machines were made out of metals and served several generations

Now the plastic pieces of chit don't last a year

😏

Yeah, when I buy shit like gardening tools, kitchen knives, always shell out the extra for handmade shit.

I get my tools from local blacksmith, but that dude is getting really old now

Your grandpa's drill press only needs new bearings, belts and some lube

And it'll run like new

chineesium press will fucker itself up in just 2 years into a non-repairable state

I agree

Do u ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prdRwKewPg4

i wonder if he was getting his toes sucked by a loli when he wrote that?