Why is it so small for my big ape hands

>VC says bloodsports is gay, misses bloodsports

So VC misses being gay?

Git a bigger phone, yo. @Osbornia

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When osbornia types it's just "ooga booga" for me

Very inclusive

Begone Thot

@burgermeistermeisterburger

Livid is male thot

@Comando

What the fuck is that?

This could be us

Are they robots

No

They look like gay sex robots tbh

They're hard light projections created from sentient rocks

>VC brings up that Minecraft in real life should be a good entertainment for using prisoners. Contemplates how to make a 20mile by 20mile zone full of square objects

Minecraft in real life

So hard labour then

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Chain gangs when

>VC claims lethal injection is the worst way to die. Guollitine is just fine though.

I'd argue being beheaded by a shit headsman is worse

Atleast the injection is guaranteed over within 15 seconds

OMG

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

A bad headsman will make a bloody mess of it

1312 of our lord

1312??

DID I MISS THE CRUSADE?

FUCK

>VC talking about cloning chickens and wondering what the clone of Dolly the Sheep tastes like. Copper Miner does his best effort to be an edgy boi and claims he doesn't mind eating humans.

Implying people aren't beheaded in the middle East

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The year is 2029 The war against the machines is at its climax

Mashallah brother

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