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Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:15:15 UTC [Athens #us_politics]  

Comments on this are exactly as one would expect

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:18:28 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

NAP>NDP

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:19:30 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

Voice to transcribed format:

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:19:46 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Communists being Communists

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:20:38 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Canadians don't know wether blackface is progressive or not

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:21:29 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Americans deciding to kick off the Warhammer 40k Universe be annexing Canada

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:22:37 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>British people questioning how one goes to war with a country if there is a treaty banning it

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:23:48 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Americans reminded that Puerto Rico is a place

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:24:11 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Boars more free than Canadian Citizens in Canada

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:26:11 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>You can't do something if its illegal. Thats against the law

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:27:48 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>American's questioning how Canada became more cucked than America, and being sad that America is not #1 in every category

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:29:01 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Closet Communist Progressive talking about his sensitive balls while being sad Canada is more Progressive than America.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:30:01 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Communist knows of some substitute teachers that watched porn with him while in 2nd grade

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:31:32 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Mr.Brainwash contemplates moving to UK because sucking Tranny Dick is now compulsory

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:33:12 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Rookie is a self described bigot because he only eats Tranny Dick and refuses to partake in females

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:35:05 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Sam Hyde gets fucked over by cartoon network. Somehow survives escaping the law after his 176th mass shooting

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:35:44 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Voice Chat rubs its hands vigourously

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:37:00 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Mr.Brainwash talks about how he has learned self defense tactics from Sargon's D&D campaign

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:37:38 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>UK does something well?

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:38:23 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Prize given to first successful accomplishment in UK since the Stamp Tax

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:39:28 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Voice Chat says to imagine the past when the UK was fucked. Looks very similar to present day

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:40:18 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>BritBong talking about the Warrior Prince, who was famous for sitting on the FOB.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:41:49 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>BritBong claims to know of a British aristocrat that learned how to do something useful for the country. Evidence pending.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:43:08 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Mr.Brainwash tries utilizing sarcasm, forgets voice inflection, and seems to convincing himself that TheGuardian is indeed a respectable news source.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:44:20 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>VC becomes Hillary Clinton supporters and agrees that Tulsi Gabbard takes candy from Russian strangers.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:45:38 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>Mr.Brainwash agrees that 3rd grader claiming that "I know you are but what am I" is a fool proof Presidential Campaign to run on.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:46:43 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>VC learns it can do journalism as good as vice news by reading tweets

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:46:53 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>I SAW JOKER!!!

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:47:47 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>VC doesn't believe Biden knows who Tulsi is without sniffing her hair when she walks in the room

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:49:13 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>VC is sexually attracted to Tulsi Gabbard, but fails to understand that Tulsi straps on when she deploys.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:50:33 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

>VC debates supporting first ladies based on chest size, ignoring the fact that retirees are the ones that have been hitting it for a while.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:51:58 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

hmm

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:53:02 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

I will shift to that then

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:53:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I am going to translate #long walls vc in here

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:55:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC says that US citizens need a national identification number that cant be stolen. Social Security Number is a myth and has not been thought of yet

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:56:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC is having a "realism moment" Claiming that all it takes to end someone's life to pick up the phone, but Forgets that Hillary Clinton has been doing it for decades

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:57:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

on phone too hard

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-21 23:59:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Copper Minor is waxing philosophical musings to VC that is overshadowed by the mere fact that he seems to be reading off of Snapple Caps

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:01:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Copper Minor is devizing a plan to overthrow parliamant. Claims to know Jeremy Corbyn. Plans to wait around for Corbyn to show up to work. Plan fails as Copper Minor doesn't take into account that Labour doesn't actually work

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:03:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Copper Minor wants to pay 30k to murder people... female comes into VC talking about Fingering immediately, Other female decides that the discussion is too important and moves into private VC in order to "powder their noses".

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:04:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>CM talks about growing up in a tough world with safety scissors and knives

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:05:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC claims that UK is discriminating against serial knife killers

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:06:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC weighing the benefits of claw hammers and looney toons products

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:07:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC likes Do-It-Yourself murder shopping

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:08:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK has a shitty deal since gang members make it harder for teenage school shooters to buy weapons

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:09:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC explains how VC has a plan to adopt children in order to train them to Remember Remember.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:11:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC explains the concept of Social Capital in every way except saying "social capital"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:11:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK is highly diverse in the area of illegal drug sales

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:13:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK police had balls inspected and then ripped out for a second time in 2 decades by UK police

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:14:55 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC interrupts intense conversation about racism with update on a 2 day old Canada Poll

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:16:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK child realizes that rap is actually just a bunch of words. American claims it is somehow bad and American rap is good. American now under suspicion of being reptilian.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:18:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Canadians are proud to say "sorey" more than BritBongs. Britbong takes offense and tries to debate Canadian. Canadian says "sorey" and smiles. BritBong gets triggered.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:19:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Currently Transcribing long walls VC

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:21:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK britbong thinks being unable to pay for bail out of jail based on percieved morality by the Judge is a good system, as opposed to the American one where people actually have to go to work and hold a job.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:22:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I just transrcibe chat so others can enjoy

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:23:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC claims they read too much. Their brain is too big to keep up the pace of knowledge

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:24:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Britbongs "trade notes on how the state fucked them in order to feel more enlightened"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:26:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Teenage Britbong doesnt believe in "shitty prisons", has sympathy for murderers and terrorists, claims putting them in cages so the birds can peck them to death is a humane way

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:27:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC says bloodsports is gay, misses bloodsports

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:29:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC brings up that Minecraft in real life should be a good entertainment for using prisoners. Contemplates how to make a 20mile by 20mile zone full of square objects

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:30:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC claims lethal injection is the worst way to die. Guollitine is just fine though.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:32:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC talking about cloning chickens and wondering what the clone of Dolly the Sheep tastes like. Copper Miner does his best effort to be an edgy boi and claims he doesn't mind eating humans.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:33:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>"Go tell the Africans where I live"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:34:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>DUP regrets having same rights as England. Gays unfortunately now have rights

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:35:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK edgelord talks about UK never leaving EU. Cosmos smiles as he doesn't realize he is of the same thought of remainers

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:36:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:37:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC "learned things in politics class and then got into an argument"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:37:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Imagine the people literally saying this in VC

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:38:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK edgelord wants to get rid of Labour Party. Has to compete with Labour Party on who will accomplish this goal first

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:40:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Nigel Farage is a traitor. Only group he is loyal to is himself. UK edgelord describes the exact reason for why people follow him without realizing it

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:40:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC wants to Kick Vee from UKIP

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:42:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>UK VC claims that "Far Right" is a legitimate term because they can't see a "Far Left" in their country after it dissappeared off a cliff back in the 1970's

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:43:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I am immesely bored as fuck

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:44:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Totally accurate.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:44:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Totally

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:44:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Babylon Bee gave me a 10/10 for truthfulness after Snopes investigated them

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:45:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>French give up faster than Communists starve under Communism

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:46:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Castro put gays in camps, so communism wasnt all bad

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:48:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Richard Spencer is a CIA plant. VC quotes Sargon's newest video as if everyone didnt watch it and that it was an original thought

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:48:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Jingoism bad

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:49:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Artemis Fowl is an asshole for not talking

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:50:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>"Artemis Fowl is an faggot for not talking"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:50:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC triggered at Artemis Fowl because he won't talk

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:50:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC studdering

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:52:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I would talk in VC, but I get hardware muted by discord since I use a bluetooth headset when others talk. No point.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:52:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC says to "fuck the Irish"

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:52:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Artemis Fowl must be Irish

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:53:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC does best impression of City Wok owner from South Park

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:54:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>Ubermensch has bromance for Hongkong Meme King

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:55:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I just transcribe chat, i dont insert my opinion. 100% objective. Like CNN

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:57:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC gets censored by Blizzard and Disney for claiming the existence of a seperate island nation off the coast of China

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 00:58:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC social credit score has decreased to the point that Destiny would support dating it.

Artemis Fowl
2019-10-22 01:01:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>VC wants to be a rich asshole to fly H60's over Hoe Chi Man in order to re-live glory days when China didnt own most of the parts manufacturing for US Helicopters

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