they are, and we the people need to treat them as such

Time for big daddy Tyrone

yeahhh

https://tenor.com/view/house-party-belt-belt-spank-gif-11998992

What's happened in the past 2 hours

Can I get a tldr

I was buying a new.pet

nice, what pet you get

British blue

Cat

sweet

my girlfriend has a cat, it is black and floppy, that is the total extent of my knowledge of cats

Beautiful cat

This is my first

no wait, i lie, i also know not to rub the belly, it is a trap!

I've got a cavalier as my other pet

Oh this one likes it

Attention whore

haha, my girlfriend's cat bit her uncle because he made the mistake of thinking it wanted belly rubs when it was lying sprawled out while he was stroking it.

Ooofff

and not like a nibble, he had to go to hospital! <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

That's what you get

big oooffff

Anything interesting happening in parl rn

Or is it ded

don't think so, i mean, you'll have to be more specific, it's been ded for 3 years now

RIP parliment

hmmm?

Oh nvm

Hahahahah

I thought something happened

Just what's the gist of what's happening in the past few hours

WAAAAH.

Fair

Any spice?

Or any con say anything worth paying attention to?

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1177322931967467520

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On o2

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"If Boris Johnson fails to get a Brexit deal with the EU by October 31st should he should..."

Request an extension of the UK’s membership of the EU: 43%
Leave the EU without a deal: 49%

via @Survation, 25 Sep