it might, but people wouldn't take notice, they might even just think 'oh he's done that weird prorogation thing again' then move on

Yeah, bank holiday in just Westminster would be stupid

It's not good politics

He wants to try and force them to give him a win win

ah yes, good politics, something this current parliment is renown for

Doubtful. There are a lot of people burned by the current bank holiday fiasco that would kick up a stink if they saw it mentined in the news.

They go low you go high

They're acting like children

they are, and we the people need to treat them as such

Time for big daddy Tyrone

yeahhh

https://tenor.com/view/house-party-belt-belt-spank-gif-11998992

What's happened in the past 2 hours

Can I get a tldr

I was buying a new.pet

nice, what pet you get

British blue

Cat

sweet

my girlfriend has a cat, it is black and floppy, that is the total extent of my knowledge of cats

Beautiful cat

This is my first

no wait, i lie, i also know not to rub the belly, it is a trap!

I've got a cavalier as my other pet

Oh this one likes it

Attention whore

haha, my girlfriend's cat bit her uncle because he made the mistake of thinking it wanted belly rubs when it was lying sprawled out while he was stroking it.

Ooofff

and not like a nibble, he had to go to hospital! <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

That's what you get

big oooffff

Anything interesting happening in parl rn

Or is it ded

don't think so, i mean, you'll have to be more specific, it's been ded for 3 years now

RIP parliment

hmmm?

Oh nvm

Hahahahah

I thought something happened

Just what's the gist of what's happening in the past few hours

WAAAAH.