Message from @Chuckler
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like most pimps
keeping an eye on his merch
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Jesus fuckin DIED and still had 3 bitches on him
jesus showed peter(?) the holes on his palm and went "bro, try fucking bruh"
jesus invented the first fleshlight
How long does it take for Jesus to get an erection?
"Aight bet" - Jesus revealing the stigmata to the Apostles
3 days haha.
aww...
_leaves_
Speaking of *leaves*
Where'd our wikipedia friend go
lol
Typing in a notepad
Did he really drop that ultra cringe just to bounce without even posting?
lol its me, you./
bruh, wake up
-words that revived lazarus
fucking christianity...
>jesus: pisses in a ditch
>Lazarus: *Real Shit?*
Me, why do you forsaken me to die for me?
The Trinity is still the funniest brainfuck to try and get Protestants to explain
lol
The the idea of Jesus dying for your sins looses a bit of it's sting...
At least Catholics and Orthodox will give you some kind of answer to how it works
the one line of logic that broke my faith. jesus died for humanity not other species.
"Y'all ugly!" - Iesus to His Apostles before the Ascension
they go through all this trouble explaining all these intricacies of contradictions when its just ancient jewish goatfuckers being poetic about shit
Yea, when i was young, the common question to the priest that came by the school was whether or not their dead puppy would be in heaven.
@Ayylmao both the catholics and orthodoxy just used the fact that nobody knew what the fuck was going on to make up whatever rules they wanted with absolute authority
pascals wager is the worst thing ever
it kinda assumes your god is a dumbass that cant tell if youre just hedging your bet
@πΏπππ πππ'π ππ πππππ pascal's wager wouldn't get you into heaven
It's entirely too Enlightenment headass