Speaking of *leaves*
Where'd our wikipedia friend go

lol

Typing in a notepad

Did he really drop that ultra cringe just to bounce without even posting?

lol its me, you./

bruh, wake up
-words that revived lazarus

fucking christianity...

>jesus: pisses in a ditch
>Lazarus: *Real Shit?*

Me, why do you forsaken me to die for me?

The Trinity is still the funniest brainfuck to try and get Protestants to explain

lol

https://pics.onsizzle.com/atombombbaby-jesus-was-a-bethesda-character-got-stuck-in-29895760.png

The the idea of Jesus dying for your sins looses a bit of it's sting...

At least Catholics and Orthodox will give you some kind of answer to how it works

the one line of logic that broke my faith. jesus died for humanity not other species.

"Y'all ugly!" - Iesus to His Apostles before the Ascension

they go through all this trouble explaining all these intricacies of contradictions when its just ancient jewish goatfuckers being poetic about shit

Yea, when i was young, the common question to the priest that came by the school was whether or not their dead puppy would be in heaven.

@Ayylmao both the catholics and orthodoxy just used the fact that nobody knew what the fuck was going on to make up whatever rules they wanted with absolute authority

pascals wager is the worst thing ever

it kinda assumes your god is a dumbass that cant tell if youre just hedging your bet

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 pascal's wager wouldn't get you into heaven

It's entirely too Enlightenment headass

I just reject both realms both of them are identical to me I'm going to better places.

Yooo that's gay dude

Wtf

Fuck ya'll I'm going to get my own planet like Mormons.

ENDLESS
CELESTIAL
SEX
WITH
MORMON JESUS

AH YIIISSS

That's more like it, n0.

Jesus was hung and stoned

lol

bruh what if you went to heaven
and god said
umm
||you took off your holy underwear||
YEET

Jesus was an opiate abuser.