Message from @Chuckler
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lol its me, you./
bruh, wake up
-words that revived lazarus
fucking christianity...
>jesus: pisses in a ditch
>Lazarus: *Real Shit?*
Me, why do you forsaken me to die for me?
The Trinity is still the funniest brainfuck to try and get Protestants to explain
lol
The the idea of Jesus dying for your sins looses a bit of it's sting...
At least Catholics and Orthodox will give you some kind of answer to how it works
the one line of logic that broke my faith. jesus died for humanity not other species.
"Y'all ugly!" - Iesus to His Apostles before the Ascension
they go through all this trouble explaining all these intricacies of contradictions when its just ancient jewish goatfuckers being poetic about shit
Yea, when i was young, the common question to the priest that came by the school was whether or not their dead puppy would be in heaven.
@Ayylmao both the catholics and orthodoxy just used the fact that nobody knew what the fuck was going on to make up whatever rules they wanted with absolute authority
pascals wager is the worst thing ever
it kinda assumes your god is a dumbass that cant tell if youre just hedging your bet
@πΏπππ πππ'π ππ πππππ pascal's wager wouldn't get you into heaven
It's entirely too Enlightenment headass
I just reject both realms both of them are identical to me I'm going to better places.
Yooo that's gay dude
Wtf
Fuck ya'll I'm going to get my own planet like Mormons.
ENDLESS
CELESTIAL
SEX
WITH
MORMON JESUS
AH YIIISSS
That's more like it, n0.
Jesus was hung and stoned
lol
bruh what if you went to heaven
and god said
umm
||you took off your holy underwear||
YEET
Jesus was an opiate abuser.
I couldn't imagine my restless wave intruded upon by the fact I'd be eternally imprisoned with countless idiots.
to stump for the mormons what must the isrealites have thought about christinaity back in the day. probably the same as us americans think about mormanism.
The idea of "heaven" or "hell" is childish
Heaven doesn't sound all that heavenly, really.