my favorite bible angel is gargamel
I think he is writing a wiki to link to
he sucks by the way that brim laser is good right up untill you go agains the hush path bosses.
Jesus, tit or ass man?
jesus liked neither
Yea, probably...
he prefered to get nailed by muscular roman men
"A man is lost without the sauce. But, a man can also be lost in the sauce" - Iesus of Nazareth preaching at the temple as a child, AD 13
lol
have you seen his hair he's clearly trans.
He liked getting nailed by sweaty romans.
Jesus hung out with known whoress
Dude EPIC joke repost btw
like most pimps
keeping an eye on his merch
😄
Jesus fuckin DIED and still had 3 bitches on him
jesus showed peter(?) the holes on his palm and went "bro, try fucking bruh"
jesus invented the first fleshlight
How long does it take for Jesus to get an erection?
"Aight bet" - Jesus revealing the stigmata to the Apostles
3 days haha.
aww...
_leaves_
Speaking of *leaves* Where'd our wikipedia friend go
Typing in a notepad
Did he really drop that ultra cringe just to bounce without even posting?
lol its me, you./
bruh, wake up -words that revived lazarus
fucking christianity...
>jesus: pisses in a ditch >Lazarus: *Real Shit?*
Me, why do you forsaken me to die for me?
The Trinity is still the funniest brainfuck to try and get Protestants to explain
https://pics.onsizzle.com/atombombbaby-jesus-was-a-bethesda-character-got-stuck-in-29895760.png
The the idea of Jesus dying for your sins looses a bit of it's sting...
