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What would Jesus type

God I hope he just links a wikipedia article and mic drops

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yezeesROoMs/hqdefault.jpg whenever someone says azazel sorry that's where I first heard of him.

"( . Y . )" -Jesus

my favorite bible angel is gargamel

I think he is writing a wiki to link to

he sucks by the way that brim laser is good right up untill you go agains the hush path bosses.

Jesus, tit or ass man?

jesus liked neither

Yea, probably...

he prefered to get nailed by muscular roman men

"A man is lost without the sauce. But, a man can also be lost in the sauce" - Iesus of Nazareth preaching at the temple as a child, AD 13

lol

have you seen his hair he's clearly trans.

He liked getting nailed by sweaty romans.

Jesus hung out with known whoress

Dude EPIC joke repost btw

like most pimps

keeping an eye on his merch

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Jesus fuckin DIED and still had 3 bitches on him

jesus showed peter(?) the holes on his palm and went "bro, try fucking bruh"

jesus invented the first fleshlight

How long does it take for Jesus to get an erection?

"Aight bet" - Jesus revealing the stigmata to the Apostles

3 days haha.

aww...

_leaves_

Speaking of *leaves*
Where'd our wikipedia friend go

lol

Typing in a notepad

Did he really drop that ultra cringe just to bounce without even posting?

lol its me, you./

bruh, wake up
-words that revived lazarus

fucking christianity...

>jesus: pisses in a ditch
>Lazarus: *Real Shit?*

Me, why do you forsaken me to die for me?