Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 627211707860779049


2019-09-27 18:31:45 UTC  

@Traps for Trump (Morepie) Shit, if Greta can help me get a GF due to her incessant whining about the climate and the environment, I'm totally down

2019-09-27 18:31:59 UTC  

you can be down together

2019-09-27 18:32:02 UTC  

Hell no

2019-09-27 18:32:04 UTC  

she's like 14

2019-09-27 18:32:07 UTC  

fuck that shit

2019-09-27 18:32:25 UTC  

no no, she is 'down'

2019-09-27 18:32:33 UTC  

She has down syndrome

2019-09-27 18:32:37 UTC  

(maybe)

2019-09-27 18:32:40 UTC  

.........slow clap

2019-09-27 18:32:48 UTC  

you worded that like a fucking boomer

2019-09-27 18:32:52 UTC  

like MA ffs

2019-09-27 18:32:55 UTC  

>be me shy awkward blackman
>get sick of warehouse jobs
>become janitor
>other janitors are cool
>however the maintenance guys are trump supporters who hate minorities
> proceed to make my life hell
>sabotage my work , spread rumors about me
>eventually switch my shift to get away from them
> new shift supervisor is an angry cunt who doesn't want me there and throws me under the bus , tries to get me fired , eventually quit due to knee injury .


Why do people make your life harder than it needs to be when you try to better yourself.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627211078002016256/1569593247034s.png

2019-09-27 18:33:24 UTC  

tbf straya is kind of a boomer

2019-09-27 18:34:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627211421368844310/image0.jpg

2019-09-27 18:34:47 UTC  

@Diakonus oi, fuck up, back in your box

2019-09-27 18:35:01 UTC  

i mean, your not wrong, but thats besides the point

2019-09-27 18:35:05 UTC  

God, is that like some sorta sex cult like shit?

2019-09-27 18:35:12 UTC  

Are you...

2019-09-27 18:35:19 UTC  

a member of

2019-09-27 18:35:24 UTC  

god, heaven forbid if true

2019-09-27 18:35:27 UTC  

OSHO?

2019-09-27 18:36:40 UTC  

God, the Osho cult is probably the most notorious on the West-Coast, and for good reason

2019-09-27 18:37:04 UTC  

(though you COULD make the case from Jim Jones' cult, but they were only in Cali for a couple of years)

2019-09-27 18:37:23 UTC  

they literally waged chemical warfare on a buffet

2019-09-27 18:37:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627212249911656468/1569608598499.png

2019-09-27 18:37:38 UTC  

nobody died, because unsurprisingly, the whole cult was incompetent

2019-09-27 18:38:48 UTC  

they even tried to assassinate somebody

2019-09-27 18:39:09 UTC  

they never killed anybody <:smugay:593502151758708776>

2019-09-27 18:39:13 UTC  

but all they did was succeed in getting a few people sick

2019-09-27 18:39:18 UTC  

Who?

2019-09-27 18:39:21 UTC  

Osho

2019-09-27 18:39:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627212717056327731/stupid_faster1.png

2019-09-27 18:39:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627212718490910720/stupid_faster2.png

2019-09-27 18:39:30 UTC  

otherwise known as Rajneespuram

2019-09-27 18:39:42 UTC  

they're rather well known on the West Coast

2019-09-27 18:39:44 UTC  

Literally the only superpower Greta may be havin

2019-09-27 18:39:47 UTC  

especially in Oregon

2019-09-27 18:40:08 UTC  

It's still around today to an extent