Please.

I think you're overestimating yourself a bit there, mate. That's still a large amount of weight, even with distribution, you still have to carry it. What you're saying is basically about it balancing on you evenly

Just carrying welding tools for five hours a day is sweaty work

And that's only about twenty pounds

No

Please Jack

I'm losing faith in the people of this country even more

It's full of uneducated, indoctrinated idiots.

just watch the video, distributing weight around your body is actually a fantastic way of handling heavy loads, im not saying a twink can wear plate but anyone with sufficient body preparation and with basic amounts of strength can do it

Not an effort, no, and you could attribute the sweat to the welding itself

But to act like fifty is light, for a woman, is simply not true

I've already seen that video, dude

I speak with Germans, they obsess over that shit

Being able to move nimbly for a brief period doesn't negate what I'm saying.

Women don't train, and putting that on one would be just hilarity

she probably could

no thanks jeff

ribs too far apart wood not bang

Not nearly as well as a man could, though, right? And that's not just any woman

a cardio bunny is a modern healthy women though and that's pretty common

i stress the word "healthy" of course

You're trying to say it's not heavy for a woman, by bringing up body builders. This is using outliers to disprove a statistic

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im not saying it's not heavy, im saying they can wear it and move well enough in it

plus

doesnt look like a ton of plate

How much is enough, eh? Ever tried using a spear in quick succession?

It's no easier for a woman layered in metal

Women dont really build much muscle without steroids

https://twitter.com/CallumFyfe1/status/1173128248919638017?s=19

Which is my point. Yes, she can move, but not as quickly as a man. She is guaranteed to be hit

Even fitness models are on a low dose steroid

The only muscles women need are the ones for making sandwiches and tightening around a cock

all the army needs to do is hire butch lesbians and the female quota will be filled <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

What bodybuilding does for women is lean them out though . Squats are the single best thing for a woman in bb

Teach your woman how to handle a sword, teach her how to parry, and make sure she never sees combat. This is how you effectively make use of female soldiers

@SideTracker in the Modern Age, there sure are a lot of em

It is the unequivocal meta, unbreakable by any but the freakiest of genetic mishaps

lol teach her how to die

Men can overpower women so easy

Basically. It's a useless idea in general