well I'm not about to stroke myself right now just to measure my dick length

but next time I get one and think "damn that's a serious boner" I'll be sure to let you know

i measured one yearago

and it was just bordering on 8

@i don't have one

@Reprehensibletrash

bout a year later its 0.2 inches bigger

Also

https://twitter.com/JC_136/status/1017216974588264448

My dick is 0 inches

I win

@Lucienne d'Anwyl I want every Jap schoolgirl to be able to get guns from a vending machine.

that's how accessible guns should be

Yes

Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_disasters_by_death_toll
>Deadliest: China
>2nd Deadliest: China
>3rd Deadliest: China
>4th Deadliest: Bangladesh
>5th Deadliest: HAITI

But imagine loads of japs with guns, though ...

> *ww2 flashback*

China could decrease meaningful deaths by moving the elderly to more dangerous parts of the country, and moving the young out

Clean up that Amazon box

@Lucienne d'Anwyl you shouldn't have snipped it off then

Why would I want to snip off a penis

I'd use it to fug girls lel

@Weez no

Smh

> likes brown girls
> likes a dirty box
>posts furs

Brown girls?

And it's my cat you fucking degenerate

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-pat-head-pat-gif-12018819

heyo, is it headpatting hour?

I didn't know you did such things with your cat

I just cuddle and yell at mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEZXx8oFaE0

Like a normie

Forgot this wasn't a channel for lewd... whoops.

https://tenor.com/view/inuyasha-kagome-kagome-higurashi-anime-inukag-gif-14833997

ah shit, should probably delet dis

too lewd

That's a picture of him trying to eat my breakfast