I am simply too lazy

SwiftKey has the best autocorrect

KYS

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Trust a computer.... OK...

Swiftkey is a cancer and everyone who uses it should be hanged

^

So much <:salt:501105964758466586>

Yes goyim trust the computers

Over SwiftKey too....

You can only trust yourself after so many drinks

People who post salt emogi for no reason should be castrated

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yall niggers really hate your penis

is it that hard to clean?

^

Castration is of the balls

Not penis

What ever

Penectomy is penis

No there's good reasons to post it mate when you act like a mine for it lol

I was mutilated as an infant, no problem for me

a penis is nothing without the balls

>food reasons
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@Muten ur mom is nothing without my balls

true

I don't trust ac, but I do have fat thumbs...

Lose weight, porky

kill the nuten pigs

1% of nutens own 99% of muten slave accounts

Nah, keep it. Learn to play a lap-steel. You have an advantage.

WTF is lap-steel?

Uncultured redcoat

just a city boy

Lmao that is I think the first time anyone called me fat for having big thumbs on a mobile pad lol

Even worse

Probably have forehead fat too.

So I went into burger king and on the language selection screen there was an American flag to represent English
Never have I been more offended <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

Is that what you were typing this whole fucking time?

Type of guitar I think isn't it @Lios ?