Does your peepee even work?

Your mom seems to think so

Erectile dysfunction

I don't think she do

I like to crack open a cold one now and then

Will you be in a wheelchair later in life?

I don't have a crystal ball

Are your legs what are broken?

Tell us in great detail what is wrong

Why?

We are nosy

I noticed

It interests us

Nah, it doesn't

Yes it does

I can prove it doesn't

Maybe there's a reason a middle aged bloke on a chat with a bunch of 20 somethings

I must know

Bunch of 20somethings on a chat of a middle aged bloke - who has the problem again?

You

Since you're crippled

lol

Bad genes

I suggest you go and sniff Jo Swinsons fanny

Just get better genes, you genetic failure

Be like me

Healthy and with 20/20 vision

This is what happens when you sniff Jo Swinsons fanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikHq0qHbUu4

And a little thirsty. But that can be fixed with some water.

Guess who’s back

Jo Swinson

Jeb?

Joseph?

The Black Death?

Joe?

Wait I asked the question

I’m retarded

She's self aware!

Run!

You've been giving her short shrift