@Little Boots Dunno, man. You produce more salt than anybody I've ever seen.

@Little Boots sucks horse dicks

and I've seen SMG.

so vampires cant be thots?

He's a salty little bitch when you bring up his lack of foreskin

but at least he's not genuinely autistic

@IntoTheHeartofTheSwarm Vampires breath, but are undead.

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck you know you’re dying from salt intake, right?

a breathing undead can be a thot

The amount you talk about salt is unhealthy.

Vampires suck like gays, making them gay

@Little Boots I've got remarkably high salt intake resistance. It's how I've been able to stand you. 🤷🏻

Fug

I guess it's how I can deal with SMG, too.

I can't now my lawn today

boomer

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck so, you literally eat entire salt shaker’s worth of salt all the time?

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck undead dont breathe

Shit, you must actually be retarded.

@Little Boots Depends on who it's from.

havnt you ever read a book

@IntoTheHeartofTheSwarm Dio Brando breathes.

checkmate

Loremaster is only 5'6"

vlad dracula doesnt breathe

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck eating that much salt is going to kill you, bruh.

@IntoTheHeartofTheSwarm Dio>>Dracula

also that one vampire girl doesnt breathe

Keep doing it.

@Little Boots Yet your salt hasn't killed me.

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@Mikey he cute tho

>wanting me to die

lmao

Hey little boots

This is my chat

that's my line, Little Boots

damn, is boots still going on?

only I can want myself to die

@Little Boots you’re gay, you’re jewish and cringe. And I am based and redpilled