He followed the standard procedure if I am assuming correctly

I mean the list of suspects wouldn't be too big

How close are they to your room, @wave? If you're in a large dorm, you'll probably be fine.

If they did break in

They know you have a maglite.
At a minimum, they’ll steal your maglite.

Lol, sure enough.

@Xaverius Are the judges biased?

So it's a massive place and they aren't on my floor

But for sure I'm not going to allow anyone in the room to look

Then, you certainly won't be a target for their theft anytime soon.

Hmm they look like heroine users as well

Not exactly built

For when you’re at home

They’re pretty cheap

A doorstop works just as well tbh

It’s the difference between taking 90 seconds to bust your door and about 2 seconds.

Such is typically the case, @wave.

Here's an idea, Wave, just report them for heroine use to the police. They'll be raided and I guarantee they'll find a stash.

Which is enough time for you to wake up and grab your appropriately registered potato peeler.

@sv_noob 1 Seems like they decided the reason it's illegal is that he did it to hinder the opposition.

How fucked is he

Who's getting robbed?

If he has people openly injecting heroin in the communal area downstairs, this is a septic neighborhood.
If you can’t leave, invest in security.

Even home made is better than nothing.

Depends on the legal ramifications of your "security"

Oh, please, England couldn't be *that* bad.

Negro

It’s the UK, so, your options are limited.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5288273/Russian-veteran-builds-Iron-Man-suit-fight-bailiffs.html

Here in Australia if you know martial arts and you beat someone up in self defence you'll be the one who gets fucked in court

Cameras, locks, door braces, alarms. Are probably your only option.

Rossiskaya intensifies

@Samaritan™ yep

It’s fucked

Self defence is a thing in the UK, you clowns

If you thought banning potato peelers are bad try banning my god dammed fists

And fisting coincidentally <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

But that's the UK

They're not banned tho

Again, self defense is fine.
But, how did you defend yourself?
You picked up a frying pan and clonked them on the head?
They didn’t have a weapon.
You used an unreasonable amount of force.
*YA GWAN TEH JAIL!*