In the darkness they just saw a bright ass torch coming towards them

I'm sure that maglite was seared into the back of their skulls.

Now I'm not going to make enemies just yet

I've only been here 12 hours

They're heroine addicts; it won't be long before your belongings go missing.

No point in unpacking now.

Yeah I'm making sure to lock my room even if I leave for 10 seconds

It won't matter.

Plot twist: The door gets stolen

They'll break in.

And keeping this maglite and hammer

Are you scared of your dorm, Wave?

So how is Boris's prorogue illegal

They'll figure out a way to bypass the mechanism.

@sv_noob 1 It stopped the traitors; stopping traitors is illegal!

He followed the standard procedure if I am assuming correctly

I mean the list of suspects wouldn't be too big

How close are they to your room, @wave? If you're in a large dorm, you'll probably be fine.

If they did break in

They know you have a maglite.
At a minimum, they’ll steal your maglite.

Lol, sure enough.

@Xaverius Are the judges biased?

So it's a massive place and they aren't on my floor

But for sure I'm not going to allow anyone in the room to look

Then, you certainly won't be a target for their theft anytime soon.

Hmm they look like heroine users as well

Not exactly built

For when you’re at home

They’re pretty cheap

A doorstop works just as well tbh

It’s the difference between taking 90 seconds to bust your door and about 2 seconds.

Such is typically the case, @wave.

Here's an idea, Wave, just report them for heroine use to the police. They'll be raided and I guarantee they'll find a stash.

Which is enough time for you to wake up and grab your appropriately registered potato peeler.

@sv_noob 1 Seems like they decided the reason it's illegal is that he did it to hinder the opposition.

How fucked is he

Who's getting robbed?

If he has people openly injecting heroin in the communal area downstairs, this is a septic neighborhood.
If you can’t leave, invest in security.

Even home made is better than nothing.

Depends on the legal ramifications of your "security"

Oh, please, England couldn't be *that* bad.