HALT fail

if not

@Uksio injuries of the digestive and respiratory tracts take a long time to heal

ofc its gonna be springy

it's because of what passes through

Yeesh, no good at Dodgeball, then? >.>

the thing was held tight for years

so when you unscrew it

obviously its gonna flin out

HALT - Highly Accelerated Life Test

youre lucky you didnt die lul

Basically I have a small bit of my "adam's apple" cartillage on the left side chipped off

how many times can i open this door before it fails?

if you ever drink anything caustic, the treatments for it are about as hellish as the thought experiment would lead you to think

"If you can dodge [x] you can dodge a ball."

It hurts to chuckle for the most part

the esophagus will never be the same

Not sure why it is specifically a chuckle and not swallowing or speaking

why would you drink bleach?

@ManAnimal confused old man finds bottle in garage, thinking it's vodka or moonshine

or another case

Bleach suicide?

Cleans you up... but leaves you feeling hollow inside

confused child finds bottle, thinking it's water

bleach is yellowish

takes a swig

isnt it

vomits

it doesnt look like water

its brackish

My outlook on the door matter amounts to, "I can open the door until it fails. Then I will have to find a new solution."

yeah, i can imagine that happening

Though people mostly survive the vinegar/bleach suicide attemtps

and theyre supposed to have child proof caps

esophagus injury leads to requiring constant reinforcement to maintain its shape during healing, feeding is done with liquid foods only for extended periods f time

89% survival rate

And 100% misery to live after

so dont kill urself

and youll live a happy life

@Laucivol, yeah, i have had issues with people that think 'testing' for theory is the same as 'testing' for validation of theory

Why kill yourself? You'll die anyway