the esophagus will never be the same

Not sure why it is specifically a chuckle and not swallowing or speaking

why would you drink bleach?

@ManAnimal confused old man finds bottle in garage, thinking it's vodka or moonshine

or another case

Bleach suicide?

Cleans you up... but leaves you feeling hollow inside

confused child finds bottle, thinking it's water

bleach is yellowish

takes a swig

isnt it

vomits

it doesnt look like water

its brackish

My outlook on the door matter amounts to, "I can open the door until it fails. Then I will have to find a new solution."

yeah, i can imagine that happening

Though people mostly survive the vinegar/bleach suicide attemtps

and theyre supposed to have child proof caps

esophagus injury leads to requiring constant reinforcement to maintain its shape during healing, feeding is done with liquid foods only for extended periods f time

89% survival rate

And 100% misery to live after

so dont kill urself

and youll live a happy life

@Laucivol, yeah, i have had issues with people that think 'testing' for theory is the same as 'testing' for validation of theory

Why kill yourself? You'll die anyway

Yeah, trying to end it is generally not a good idea.

Just wait

peristaltic movement of the esophagus is lost in most cases from what i know

so eating hard foods is a giant no after such an experience

ouch; that hurts thinking about it

Well, there are such things that the body cannot functionally fully recover from.

We had a girl in Gymnasium with a birth defect where she didn't have part of her esophagus innervated

She ate like a reptile

the recovery for the esophagus is a patch-up

nothing like the original product

Not being able to swallow is a torturous way to eat

Don't drink caustic substances

Yeah, I'd believe it.

funny treatment in case you take a swig of methanol, from an ER doctor

well, we DO need a way to clean the gene pool

Btw that girl just mostly drank smoothies